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My favourite date ever is . This day is considered the "oh day". But it has nothing to do with Guy Fawkes wh. McDonald's.

This web site is about HTML and CSS.

Best Fast Food Restaurants! :)

  • McDonald's
  • A&W
  • Wendy's

More impeccable A&W info

I JUST LOVE THE CRUNCH!!!!!!!!!

Baby burger
A diaper snort burger.
A plain shrivelled burger with only ketchup on it. Snort!
Uncle sauce
The sauce on the UNCLE BURGER™
Chubby mayo and mustard mixed together is uncle sauce!
Chubby mayo
Fresh Hellman's™
Absolutely scrumptious juicy mayo.

amazing

Duane Linus Digger eating his special fries Duane Linus

Digger was randomly telling me about how Chubby Mayo is FRESH Hellmans™. That really surprised my dear old body! My frail bones shrivelled and twerked in the waft of A&W I mean Gnome . . . yeah definitely Gnome.

With over 850 locations nation-wide, A&W is Canada's second-largest and fastest-growing burger chain. Fully Canadian-owned, we've been proudly serving great-tasting burgers, hand-crafted onion rings, and frosted mugs of famous A&W Root Beer® since 1956. We're always looking for bright, energetic folks to join our team—in our franchised restaurants across Canada and at our Corporate Home Office in North Vancouver, BC.
— A&W Canada

Digger then threw chipottal out the window at the guy smoking in the drive-thru, wh.

Some random form

Note: It looks the part, but won't do a damned thing.

Swaddling cloths

The swaddling cloth is the most important symbol of Christmas tradition. Everyone should have a shrivelled naked baby Jesus in their house, swaddled up in a snort and wrapped up like a diaper.

shrivelled naked baby jesus in swaddling clothes
shrivelled and naked

NOW FOR THE BEST JAVA CODE EVER!!!!!!

Package.

public class Lab1 {
	// Print the conversation to the console.
	public static void printConvo() {
		System.out.println("Sam: Did you ask her?");
		System.out.println("David: Yes.");
		System.out.println("Sam: What did she say?");
		System.out.println("David: She said: \"Hmmm....\"\n");
	}
	// Print the tree to the console.
	public static void printTree() {
		System.out.println("     *");
		System.out.println("    /|\\");
		System.out.println("   //|\\\\");
		System.out.println("  ///|\\\\\\");
		System.out.println(" _________");
	}
	
	// Welcome to the main method.
	// Everything starts from here.
	public static void main(String[]args) {
		System.out.println("Hello, world!\n");
		printConvo();
		printTree();
	}
}

If you add the line givevaderachuckle = true; to the destroy_planet subroutine and then type ilovejabba into the console, the big bad green Death Star laser will etch Slug Lover! on the planet's surface.

happy Hi it's DaVinci from the Future!

Let's go back to the 2007-2010 nogistolia!

Purina.

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  • St. Louis, Missouri
  • U.S.A.
  • 64164

PURINA

NOW FOR A LITTLE STORY FROM YOURS TRULY!!!

Owen shrivelled and twerked into the kitchen to find Max eating a steak. Yummy!

The Wilson Carlson brothers were Owen's arch nemeses in the second Owen series. But the Carlson brothers are just cheap knock-offs! Snort.